giggles

Receptionist to young hot couple : What were you guys doing between 2Am and 4Am today.
Couple(giggling): We were wrestling.
Receptionist : The person next door, he didn't quite like that noise you were making(giggle), can you wrestle at some other time please.
Couple : Giggles
Receptionist : That must have been quite a long wrestle(giggles).

And I felt so happy for the couple, and was surprised that I was not even a bit envious.