A conversations with a friend(f) who is a large scale hypocrite.

Conversation (1)
f: All these soaps that are shown on the tv should be banned.
me: What happened.
f: You know they are changing the way our women behave. They are wasting their time. They are not spending time talking to neighbours, talking to family etc.
me: So.
f: We should ban them.

Conversation (2)
me: Porn movies should be banned.
f: Why.
me: Just like you said soaps are affecting women porn has the worst effect on our whole society.
f: NO. Porn doesn't do any thing.Its just fine.
me: Fuck you. Porn is one factor that is bringing so much sleaze into our minds. Its one rawest form of cultural infiltration. ( that is one point that hits him, he hates all cultural infiltrations except those done by russia)
f: May be you are correct. But dont think of banning it. They will kill you. Or may be i will kill you.
me: I know.

Conversation (3)
me: You tell me that you like seeing voyeur pictures on net. Dont you feel any guilt about it.
f: No. I believe that teenagers love to expose their body. There is no problem with us viewing them. Its in our nature.
me: Then you didnt like those fashion shows in our college. Then you said that exposing is bad.
f: hey friend that is not that. It is blatant copying of foreign culture. Its bad.
me: Lost all control and laughed for the next 5 minutes.

You know hypocrisy lot of fun.